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+ STRAP KEEPERS + + STRAP KEEPERS + So there's this guy named Strap Keeper, right? His job is to keep these evil straps from flapping around in the wind. Now, you might think, "Evil straps? What's the big deal?" Well, let me tell ya, these straps are like the rebellious teenagers of the accessory world. They don't wanna stay put, they wanna cause chaos, waving around like they own the place. But not on Strap Keeper's watch. He's like the ultimate strap whisperer, taming those wild bands of fabric like a boss. And it's not an easy job. You try telling a strap with a mind of its own to behave. It's like negotiating with a cat during a laser pointer chase. But Strap Keepers got it down to an art form. He's the unsung hero of keeping things strapped down. BFF OF DEFY STERNUM STRAP Copyright © 2024 DEFY, All rights reserved. Thanks for DEFYING with us! Our mailing address is: DEFY4527 N. Ravenswood, Suite 105Chicago, IL 60640Add us to your address book unsubscribe from this list update subscription preferences
