To the woman we met in the toilet

Sent: Mar 07, 2024

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Ladies of the loo. What happens in the women's bathroom? That's classified. Just kidding. Here are some odes to ladies we've met and missed in the bathroom.

Missed (bathroom) connections. "Potty Pep Talk" Self help books and therapists / Simply can't compare / To the pep talk you gave me / While fixing your hair / In that bathroom you spilled truths / Your purse, and your drink / You changed my whole perspective / Then you barfed in the sink. - Ivana Therapist

Am I wrong for this? "Sanitary Saviour" You went above and beyond / And under the stall / Handing me a tampon / When I had none at all / Like a knight on a white horse / And me in white pants / I promise to repay you / If I ever have the chance. - Anita Tampon

"Breakup Blues" To the girl who was crying / About an ex blamed Blake / I don't mean to intrude / But here's my take / Even though we're strangers / I think you deserve more / Than a man who lives with "Mummy" / At age 34. - Shirley Nothim

"BFF (Bathroom Friends Forever)" If soulmates are real / Then I think I found you / Holding your wee / In the bathroom queue / We had an instant connection / Nothing could spoil it / Until the stall door opened / And you ran for the toilet. - Joanna Hangout

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We first started in Melbourne, on the traditional grounds of the Wurundjeri people. Today our team spans the globe, but most of us are still on land whose rightful custodians are First Nations peoples who have cared for our land, water and sky for tens of thousands of years. We pay our respects to Elders past and present and commit to Wominjeka - to come with purpose - leveraging our business, products and community to uphold our responsibilities to protect this planet according to their example.

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