A breakthrough in nostril technology

Sent: Jul 08, 2024

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Image: Parts of the Desniffilator 3000 - Manual dispensing system, patented desniffle sheets, automatic reloading technology

Welcome to the latest innovation in sniffle busting technology. Yes, we're getting into the high tech game. For optimal performance, please read the instructions before using this gizmo.

Instructions: 1. Remove the device from its transportation cocoon and pull the perforated tab upwards. 2. Select extraction setting: Pinky Pluck, Giant Yank or Apocalypse Now (not recommended for first time users). 3. Lift desniffle sheet to your nose, ensuring proper alignment with nostrils, and blow until content.

Ok yeah, it's just a box of tissues with a fancy name we made up. What can we say? Tissues really are the best!

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We first started in Melbourne, on the traditional grounds of the Wurundjeri people. Today our team spans the globe, but most of us are still on land whose rightful custodians are First Nations peoples who have cared for our land, water and sky for tens of thousands of years. We pay our respects to Elders past and present and commit to Wominjeka - to come with purpose - leveraging our business, products and community to uphold our responsibilities to protect this planet according to their example.

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