NEW! BUG-A-SALT ROOSTER EDITION!

Sent: Mar 31, 2024

LIMITED EDITION

BUG-A-SALT ROOSTER EDITION

ONLY $69.69!

COMES FAST, RUSH SHIPPING!

Cock-A-Doodle-Do! Introducing the BUG-A-SALT Rooster Edition 3.0. Impress your friends and relatives with the size of your blaster. A special offering for Californians and Americans in Blue States suffering under “Liberal” regulatory oppression. Lorenzo says, “Quit dicking around with flies. If anyone confuses this with a real firearm, they need a condom”.

Cross-Bolt Safety! Once it’s on, it’s time to get it on!
New, “interesting” design will guarantee no one thinks it’s a real, imitation, or fantasy firearm.
"Just the tip" orange coating ensures maximum protection from flies!
One Pump and Its Over for common houseflies!
Your wife will love cleaning up after you.
It is non-toxic, and no batteries are required. Uses ordinary table salt for ammo.
Recommended for soft-bodied insects: mosquitos, pest/poisonous spiders, small–large (but not XL) roaches, lantern flies, biting flies, horse flies, cabbage worms, earwigs, and moths.
For use by responsible people only. Do not shoot at pets, butterflies, kittens, or humans.
Includes 1-year warranty, limited 2-year warranty with proof of purchase.
Not suitable for carpenter bees! You must upgrade to our CO2-powered SHRED-ER.

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Orders $49.95 and OVER = FREE Ground Shipping!

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LIMITED EDITION BUG-A-SALT ROOSTER EDITION ONLY $69.69! COMES FAST, RUSH SHIPPING! Cock-A-Doodle-Do! Introducing the BUG-A-SALT Rooster Edition 3.0. Impress your friends and relatives with the size of your blaster. A special offering for Californians and Americans in Blue States suffering under “Liberal” regulatory oppression. Lorenzo says, “Quit dicking around with flies. If anyone confuses this with a real firearm, they need a condom”. Cross-Bolt Safety! Once it’s on, it’s time to get it on! New, “interesting” design will guarantee no one thinks it’s a real, imitation, or fantasy firearm. "Just the tip" orange coating ensures maximum protection from flies! One Pump and Its Over for common houseflies! Your wife will love cleaning up after you. It is non-toxic, and no batteries are required. Uses ordinary table salt for ammo. Recommended for soft-bodied insects: mosquitos, pest/poisonous spiders, small–large (but not XL) roaches, lantern flies, biting flies, horse flies, cabbage worms, earwigs, and moths. For use by responsible people only. Do not shoot at pets, butterflies, kittens, or humans. Includes 1-year warranty, limited 2-year warranty with proof of purchase. Not suitable for carpenter bees! You must upgrade to our CO2-powered SHRED-ER. Shop Now Orders $49.95 and OVER = FREE Ground Shipping! © 2024 Bug-A-Salt . All rights reserved. Our mailing address is: 2401 Lincoln Blvd. Santa Monica, CA 90405 Unsubscribe